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May 2018

Hey guys, if I go inactive for a month (four weeks) I’m not dead. I’ll just be over seas. Might be able to get some wifi but not sure.

May 18, 2018 9 notes
May 16, 2018 6,839 notes

When you ask an aro/ace to write romance:

They went on a walk together. Looking at each other nervously they held hands…it was the most romantic experience ever??? ❤️❤️

(This is why you never see me write couples in my stories ever. If they’re a couple by canon, then I give them as little attention as possible cause idfk what I’m doing)

May 14, 2018 8 notes
#sorry undyne and alphys #thats why i rarely mention them in thwcftg #aromantic problems #asexual problems #aro #ace #writer problems

trashthatfoundtheinternet:

Rb if you’re Gen z but didn’t eat a tide pod

May 12, 2018 12,279 notes

So funny story

For a family emergency, I’m moving to Arizona..

Yay? Idk so if I go inactive or something, I’m not dead. Just helping my fam

May 10, 2018 4 notes
May 9, 2018 231,961 notes

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20-8-5 19-13-9-12-9-14-7 13-1-14 9-19 7-15-14-5

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8-5 11-14-15-23-19 9-19 23-8-1-20 8-5 4-15-5-19-14’20 11-14-15-23

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23-8-1-20’19 7-15-9-14-7 15-14

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May 4, 2018 7 notes
#ninjasushi #thwcftg #the humans who cared for the game #I’m not writing this #whats happening?? #I dont know

Nwonknu

???: hahahaha


???: Oh that trash bag looks tired


???: Too bad he didn’t find me or did he?


???: I know you can hear me, I’m not saying anything.


??: Is the deal still on?


???: Why of course it is. After all I’m just a smiling little flower

May 4, 2018 2 notes
#the human who cared for the game #thwcftg #ninjasushi #whos talking?? #whats going on??
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May 1, 2018 6,646 notes
Elements Tag Game!

mx-gryffindorotaku:

Tagged by @thnksfrthpinof ❤︎❤︎

RULES: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag another people!

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midnight most days• I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors not words

EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan• I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time• I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

Tagging: @gallium-plus-yttrium-equals-gay @wondere11e @headachechris @t-rexmom @ninja—sushi @kawaii-kiwi984 @punkassplonker @accio-hufflepuff-power And anyone else!! :)

Tagged by @mx-gryffindorotaku you sneaky cookie.

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

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FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

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EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan• I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

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AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time• I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

The unfortunate souls I tag are: @tokkil @blink-le-stranger @baepsae10 @yoralim @lovelylogans @literalnobody @tellcosy @wakyky15 @n0nlee

May 1, 2018 9 notes

April 2018

Writer problem:

My brain: Hey you should make this story.


My brain: *gives idea*


Me: Oh wow this is great! Maybe even the greatest one we’ve come up with!!


Me: How do we express it?


My brain: …


Me: …


My brain: …


Me: …


My brain: …


Me: ..You don’t know do you?


My brain: No…but let me keep shoving this idea into your face, until I do.


My brain: ..btw this might take months and years.


Me: *distressed screeches*

Apr 28, 2018 20 notes
#anyone get this?? #a thousand ideas you cant express #aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #for YEARS too #and the pile just keeps getting added onto #writer problems #writer #writing #ninjasushi
Yeah. The phone calls reveal much more to Papyrus when you call him where you are with Sans and the telescope he said Sans like spacey stuff or something of the sort so yeah there’s also if you call him at the ruins door he said Sans does knock knock jokes there I think but yeah I learned this a while ago so yeah.

Oh cool! That’s pretty interesting information to know. Might start adding that to my stories…not sure which one yet. But would help in accuracy.

Thanks for the idea, majestic anon ;)

Apr 26, 2018 4 notes
Yup. That’s true. He does use puns in his phone calls and from what I learned he make twice as many puns which is less then how many puns Sans had made which is surprising.

Oh yeah true, forgot about the phone call ones. Rip the fandom then for misinterpreting the subtle brotherly banter.

Apr 25, 2018 3 notes
What if I told you that Papyrus canonically makes more puns than Sans?

Hmm I have noticed him make puns. Don’t know if it’s more than Sans, but always thought it was equal amount. 🤔

Apr 25, 2018 3 notes
Monster City | The Human Who Cared For The Gamequotev.com

Chapter update

Apr 25, 2018 3 notes

mrpbubshouse:

Before net neutrality dies, I’d like to make one last post regarding Ajit Pai

Apr 23, 2018 136,480 notes
gentle reminder

gentle-reminder:

‪your creations inspire and bring joy, even if for now it is just to yourself, so please try your best to never stop creating, and to not be discouraged ‬

This helps

Apr 13, 2018 15,171 notes
8 and 9?

“9-what, if anything, do you do for inspiration?”

Ah this one is a fun one! I tend to do a lot for inspiration. One of the things I do is I nostalgies over thing that has happened to me as a kid/teen and try to implement them into characters.

Example:
When I was a kid I used to eat jared pickles a lot and drink the juice. (True fact)

Knowing it’s a bit of a weird thing to do now. It seems like giving a character this trait will help them stand out.

Another thing I like to do is just daydream. I daydream a lot, most of the time I’m in a dream world (paracosm) working on something.

Listening to music is another thing. I usually do it to calm down from strong emotions. But I’ve noticed listening to sad music helps me with story ideas.

Another and more generic thing I do is people watch. Maybe their mannerisms or overall look, it helps kickstart character ideas and potential story ideas.

Apr 12, 2018 2 notes
8) What genre you like to write? :3

M Y S T E R Y :3

Apr 12, 2018 1 note
send an ask: get to know your author

polyamoryavengers:

1) is there a story you’re holding off on writing for some reason?

2) what work of yours, if any, are you the most embarrassed about existing?

3) what order do you write in? front of book to back? chronological? favorite scenes first? something else?

4) favorite character you’ve written

5) character you were most surprised to end up writing

6) something you would go back and change in your writing that it’s too late/complicated to change now

7) when asked, are you embarrassed or enthusiastic to tell people that you write?

8) favorite genre to write

9) what, if anything, do you do for inspiration?

10) write in silence or with background noise? with people or alone?

11) what aspect of your writing do you think has most improved since you started writing?

12) your weaknesses as an author

13) your strengths as an author

14) do you make playlists for your current wips?

15) why did you start writing?

16) are there any characters who haunt you?

17) if you could give your fledgling author self any advice, what would it be?

18) were there any works you read that affected you so much that it influenced your writing style? what were they?

19) when it comes to more complicated narratives, how do you keep track of outlines, characters, development, timeline, ect.?

20) do you write in long sit-down sessions or in little spurts?

21) what do you think when you read over your older work?

22) are there any subjects that make you uncomfortable to write?

23) any obscure life experiences that you feel have helped your writing?

24) have you ever become an expert on something you previously knew nothing about, in order to better a scene or a story?

25) copy/paste a few sentences or a short paragraph that you’re particularly proud of

…I’m afraid but curious

Apr 12, 2018 24,513 notes
Apr 10, 2018 270 notes
#if thats what you want #Bill Cipher x Reader #Gravity Falls #Bill Cipher #doritos #ninjasushi #ReaderXBillCipherSortaThing
Apr 10, 2018 6 notes
#might update this later #probably not #hope this visual works #thwcftg #undertale #my fanfic #undertale fanfic #ninjasushi #mettaton #monster city

Artist problem:

Me: *sitting at desk doing whatever*

My brain: *throws memories of a dream at me and runs away*

Me: *remembers scenery and all*

Me: Oh I remember this place! Let’s draw it!!!

Me: *tries drawing it*

Brain: That looks nothing like the place, wtf.

Me: You’re right, lets try again!

***several tries later***

Me & my brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 9, 2018 7 notes
#we tried #STNTNETJETBDERKK #oh fuck me #whyyyy #🧠 #artist problems
41 Emotions as Expressed through Body Language

cassieisnotapie:

Found Here x

41 Emotions as Expressed through Body Language unique 
This list, while exhausting, is soooo not exhaustive; it barely scratches the surface. And each entry could easily become cliché (if it isn’t already). But, it should be enough to get you started. Want more? Start watching people (not in a creepy way), and take notes of what they seem to do when expressing different emotions. Your repertoire of expression will double in no time. PS—do not use these for actual, real-life body language reading; you will fail. These are strictly novelistic.

Awed 
-Slack
-jawed, raised eyebrows, staring 
-Frozen, slack body language (Self? What self? There is only Zuul.) 
-Take a step back and put a hand to his heart

Amused 
-Smiling and throwing back her head laughing 
-Slapping her thighs, stamping her feet, clapping her hands 
-Shaking her head (That’s so wrong!)

Angry/Aggressive 
-Sharp movements, like shaking a fist, pointing, slashing, or slamming a fist on a table 
-Flushed face, patchy red blotches 
-Tension in neck—chords standing out, veins throbbing—and jutting or tucked chin 
-Arms akimbo, or clenching fists 
-Entering someone else’s space and forcing them out 
-Poofing up with a wide stance (I am big! Very big!), arms wide (Bring it!) 
-Lowered eyebrows, squinting eyes 
-Teeth bared, jaw clenched, snarling

Annoyed 
-Pressing lips together into a thin line 
-Narrowing eyes sometimes with slight head tilt (Why do you still exist?) 
-Rolling eyes, often paired with a long-suffering sigh

Anxious 
-Fidgeting, such as tearing grass into little pieces, playing with a ring, or chewing on a pencil 
-Biting lower lip, swallowing unnecessarily 
-Quickened breathing or holding breath 
-Darting eyes 
-Pallor, sweating, clammy palms 
-Unusually high-pitched, “nervous” laughter 
-Hunched shoulders 
-Pacing

Attentive 
-Slow head nodding with a furrowed brow 
-Leaning forward, toward the speaker, and sitting up 
-Taking notes 
-Looking over the top of her glasses

Bored 
-Resting his head on his palm, peeking out between the fingers, maybe even slipping so his head “accidentally” hits the table 
-Tapping toes, twirling pencil, doodling, and otherwise fidgeting 
-Staring out a window, or at anything remotely more interesting (Which is everything …)

Confident 
-Arms clasped behind body 
-Head lifted, chest out, standing tall 
-Walking briskly and making firm, precise movements

Confused 
-Tilting head with narrowed eyes 
-A furrowed brow 
-Shrugging

Contempt/Superiority 
-Lifted chin (The better to look down the nose.) 
-Pursed lips, sneering, slight frown 
-Circling a shoulder, stretching her neck, turning away—anything to indicate she doesn’t see the person as a threat or worthy of her attention 
-Grabbing her lapels, or tucking her thumbs in her waistcoat (See this clothing? It is much nicer than yours.) 
-Dismissive hand-waving

Cynical/Sarcastic/Bitter 
-Twisted lips or a half-smile 
-Sneering, sometimes with shaking the head and other defensive body language 
-Pressed lips with a slight frown 
-Eye rolling

Defensive 
-Crossed arms, legs, crossed anything, really (Well, maybe not fingers … or eyes …) 
-Arms out, palms forward (Stop!) 
-Placing anything (sword, shield, book, backpack) in front of her body

Disgusted 
-Crinkling his nose 
-Curling his lip and/or showing the tip of his tongue briefly 
-Flinching back and interposing a shoulder or turning away 
-Covering his nose, gagging, and squinting his eyes shut—hard—for a moment. (It assaults all the senses.)

Displeased 
-A plastered-on fake smile (You suck; but I can’t tell you that. So here: a fake smile! Enjoy.) 
-Pouting or frowning (I’ll cry if you don’t give me what I want—don’t test me, I will!) 
-Crossed arms and other defensive/frustrated body language (I will not let that terrible idea influence me!)

Distressed 
-Wide eyes and shallow, rapid breathing 
-Beating the walls, or huddling into a corner 
-Clasping hands over his head protectively 
-Rocking himself 
-Handwringing 
-Running his hands through his hair

Earnest/Passionate 
-Leaning forward, nodding, wide eyes with strong eye contact and raised eyebrows 
-Hand on heart, or presented palms-up, or otherwise visible 
-A double-handed handshake (I really want to make sure you understand me!)

Embarrassment 
-Blushing 
-Stammering 
-Covering her face with her hands or bowing her head (I’m so embarrassed, I can’t look!) 
-Difficulty maintaining eye contact, looking down and away

Excited/Anticipation 
-Rubbing hands together (I can’t wait to get my hands on it!) 
-Licking lips (It’s so close I can taste it!) 
-A vigorous, pumping handshake (I can’t wait to get started!) 
-Jumping up and down (Look at me being literal here! I am jumping for joy.) 
-A wide and easy grin

Flirty 
-Eye play, like winking, looking up through the lashes, over the shoulder glances, and eye catching  
-Preening, like hair flipping or smooth, clothing straightening, spine straightening, etc. 
-Striking a cowboy pose, with his thumbs gripping his belt tight

Frustrated 
-Shaking his head (You are so wrong!) 
-Massaging temples (My brain—it hurts.) 
-Clasping his wrist in his opposite hand, behind his back (Bad arm! No biscuit.) 
-Running his hands through his hair (All this frustration is making my hair mussy. I can feel it.) 
-Grabbing onto something like armrests, or white-knuckled interdigitation (Restrain yourself!)

Happy 
-Smiling and laughing 
-Eyes and nose crinkling 
-Swinging her arms, spinning loosely, dancing, jumping

Impatience 
-Quick head nodding (Get on with it!) 
-Toe/finger tapping (Hear this? These are seconds. Wasted. Listening to you.) 
-Sighing, checking the clock/sundial/freckles (Time. It is moving so slowly.)

Jealous 
-Tight lips, or a sour expression 
-Narrow eyes locked on the perpetrator, to the point of a stare down 
-Crossed arms, and additional frustrated, angry, possessive, or bitter body language

Lying 
-Scratching their nose, ear, neck, miscellaneous part of face 
-Sudden change in behavior or demeanor, including shifty eye contact, lots of long blinking, shrugging
-Ill-timed smiles or laughter (This is how I normally smile, right? Right???) 
-Additional anxiety body language 
-Shaking head no while saying “yes” (I can’t believe I just lied.) 
-Licking lips, covering mouth, touching mouth, etc.

Overwhelmed 
-Both palms to forehead, fingers splayed (This gives me a headache.) 
-Covering eyes with one hand (If I can’t see the world, it can’t see me …) 
-Eyes wide and staring into space, hands gripping the table in front of her (… Woah.)

Playful/Friendly 
-Winking 
-Waggling eyebrows 
-Tiny shoves or nudge

Pleasure 
-Head tilted back, lips parted slightly, eyes wide or closed 
-Slow, languorous movements, stretching (such as arching her neck or back) 
-Slight flush, quickened breath and pulse

Possessive 
-Handshake with arm clasp 
-Putting hands on or around someone’s shoulders, neck, waist, back, or even just the wall near them 
-Standing in someone’s personal space, body positioned toward that person 
-Any one-sided act of intimacy, like running a knuckle down someone’s cheek 
-Staring down any who get too close

Proud/Dominant 
-Chin up, chest out, shoulders back 
-A painfully hard handshake that not only squishes the bones, but also forces his hand on top 
-Leaning back with his hands behind his head, and his feet up 
-Strong, unblinking, focused eye contact

Reluctance/Resistance 
-Arms crossed, sometimes with fists (Not happening.) 
-Dragging feet (But I don’t wanna!) 
-Pinching nose (You want me to do what now?) 
-Clamping hands over ears (La la la la!)

Sad/Upset 
-Droopy body (and anything held, like a sword), bowed in shoulders, wrapping arms around self 
-Slow movements with hesitation 
-Bottom lip jutting out and/or quivering 
-Crying, sobbing, body shaking, sniffling, wet eyes

Secretive 
-A tight-lipped smile (My lips are zipped.) 
-Hiding her hands in her pockets (What has it got in its nasty little pocket?) 
-Looking away

Scared 
-Hunched shoulders, shrinking back from others (Don’t hurt me!) 
-Wide eyes and lifted eyebrows (The better to see them coming.) 
-Shaking, trembling, or freezing 
-Rocking from side to side, sometimes holding self (It’ll all be okay, self, it’ll all be okay.)

Shame 
-Slumped shoulders (Don’t look at me.) 
-Trouble meeting your gaze, looking down and away 
-Burying her face in her hands or bowing her head (I can’t face the world right now.)

Shocked 
-Hands covering her mouth, or mouth hanging open, sometimes with a gasp (If I had words, I would be saying them.)
-Freezing and staring with wide eyes and eyebrows raised (Diverting all resources toward staring.) 
-Smacking a palm into his forehead (Clearly, my head isn’t working right, or I wouldn’t have seen that)

Shy 
-Avoids eye contact, or has only fleeting eye contact (Eye contact means you might speak to me.) 
-Keeps a fair distance from everyone, and will back away if someone steps closer (Space invaders!) 
-Folded arms, head down, and other defensive body language (If I make myself small, they can’t see me.)

Smug 
-Slight, close-lipped smile (occasionally one-sided) and sometimes one raised eyebrow (I know something you don’t know.) 
-Chin slightly tucked, Mona Lisa smile, raised eyebrows (I know better.) 
-Finger steepling (I am so smaaaht.)

Suspicious/Skeptical/Disbelief 
-Narrowed eyes, sometimes with a sidelong glance or raised eyebrow (Perhaps if I look at it out of the corner of my eye, I will catch it unawares.) 
-Rubbing his eyes (I can’t believe what I’m metaphorically or literally seeing!) 
-Shaking his head (I—I don’t believe it.) 
-Blowing out cheeks (Well , I don’t know …)

Tired 
-Rubbing his eyes, eyes staring into space, raised eyebrows (Raising my eyebrows helps keep my eyes open.) 
-Yawning and/or stretching (I am tired—see? Tired! Too tired to care!) 
-Almost nodding off and jerking awake (Cannot. Stay. Awa—snnnnurzzzz.) 
-Gritting teeth to stay awake (Cannot—yawn—dang it!)

Thoughtfulness/Thinking 
-Steepling fingers (I will think better if I center myself and focus.) 
-Pinching nose, sometimes with closed eyes (Focus, focus—I just need to focus.) 
-Tugging on an ear (This will help me remember!) 
-Stroking a real or imaginary beard (People with beards look smart.) 
-Furrowed brow, narrowed eyes, sometimes tilted head and pressing lips together (I can’t see it—I will try harder!) 
-Resting his chin on his hand (Thinking makes my head heavy.)

Triumphant 
-Hands clenched and held above head while grimacing (She is invincible!) 
-Head tilted back with a yell (She is fierce!) 
-Arm pumping in the air, jumping (Woohoo!)

Need this

Apr 9, 2018 57,485 notes
#for writing
Dear friends of Tumblr,

someweirdasexual:

ask-maria-and-eliza:

spookynightfury:

daddysfangirls:

superlogancooper:

faerose-86:

cute–potato:

antisepticeye-insanity:

5sosphanandshortbread:

i-lost-my-shoe-again:

mortally-challenged:

sorryimjessi:

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

^^^^

*cracks the earth in half from hitting the reblog button so hard*

I’m honestly worried about people who don’t follow this…!

There are some sickos out there…

If you a sicko you going to get kicko

And blocked

And reported


Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

great idea :DD rebloging, nope i’m not a predator

ha ha nope

Proving that I’m not some 45 year old man

Dude I’d probably track you down and break every single one of your bones painfully slow.

Especially if I found out a pedo followed my blog.

Apr 9, 2018 449,996 notes
#and im a pacifist so #you know i mean it #also pedos dont have a good place in my heart
If you're a writer and you see this post, stop what you're doing.

sky-blitz:

ninja—sushi:

hsavinien:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

He did something no one could see coming..

I have the sudden uge to spread this!!! x,D

Do it! >:D

You all will never be able to guess what exactly he did.

Apr 7, 2018 209,650 notes
#this should be fun
If you're a writer and you see this post, stop what you're doing.

hsavinien:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

He did something no one could see coming..

Apr 7, 2018 209,650 notes
#floweys up to something #trust no one #that is all #enjoy :)

sander-sides-prompts:

Dialogue Prompt One

Patton: Did you just eat all the cookies I just made?


Person B: Depends on what your reaction will be if I said yes.



(New format! Tell me how you guys like it!)

Couldn’t get this visual out of my head..

Apr 6, 2018 268 notes
#sander sides #patton sanders #virgil sanders #someone’s prompt #its still stuck in my head #run virgil run

CALL OUT POST!!!

I’m sending you all a fish, for today only!!! You deserve the fish! Become one with the fish! Be the fish! You are the fish! …well maybe not!!!


Tags:

@tokkil @tokkilart

@blink-le-stranger

@baepsae10

@lovelylogans

@anxietytriangle

@tellcosy

@yoralim

@literalnobody

@n0nlee

Apr 1, 2018 11 notes

March 2018

aplpaca:

that one post about the summer science camp and the kids covered in shaving cream eating the watermelon alien eggs in the middle of the night isnt even surprising.  Like all the comments on it are like “wtf is this” but those people have never been to a summer camp.  As someone who went to one from 8th to 12th grade, summer camps are surreal and just plain weird like

  • that one year where the entire group had an intense obsession with old bay seasoning.  old bay got put on everything. pasta. sandwiches. chips. pudding. a guy snorted it
  • same kid also drank dirty taco dishwater on a dare
  • flies on leashes
  • one of the guys had 4 pairs of decorative boxers.  he shared them with 3 other guys and they wore them over their shorts for at least 3 days.  they wore them in public.  theres a picture of them doing model poses in front of a waterfall wearing fluorescent decorative boxers over their shorts
  • a girl deadpan goes “i am the captain now” and then pushes our counselor out of the raft into the white water rapids.  he was cool with it
  • the 2 guys that shared a canoe and tipped their boat 7 times in 30 min
  • everyone imitates a velociraptor when you cross that specific field on the hike. no one questions it
  • the indestructable piece of firewood that became a minor deity
  • hearing coughing and screaming in the tents at 12 am because someone decided to kill all the bugs on the ceiling of their tent with a 10 second long spray of 40% deet aerosol bug repellent
  • someone put a frog in a kids shower.  he let it stay in there with him.  he kept it for the next 5 hours.  it sat by his bowl at dinner
  • pillow fight using entire couch cushions in a shabby 1800′s log cabin
  • on the last night at camp we go back to the main property where the hotel is. the hotel kitchen has a cookie jar.  we wanted cookies.  so logically, we dressed in all black, put black mesh kits over our heads, grabbed a bunch of pool noodles, and “snuck” up to the half mile to the hotel, dropping to the ground anytime a car passed vaguely in our direction.  we send a kid into the kitchen through a side door.  he is acting as a decoy to get the staff out of the kitchen.  he says he is a guest and cannot find the bathrooms (especially not the one in his guest room). he is still wearing the mock ninja attire.  the last 2 staff leave to show him where the bathroom is in his own room that he doesnt actually have.  everyone else in our group goes into the kitchen to get the cookies. the cookie jar is empty.  we end up taking a half eaten loaf of wonder bread instead.  we run back away from the hotel waving pool noodles in the air holding a loaf of wonder bread.  no one questioned any part of this entire event. 

basically dont underestimate the surrealist hive mind of a small group of people cut of from all social conventions for a week

Reblogging for story purpose

Mar 31, 2018 1,201 notes
trying to get your story together like:

i-will-physically-fight-you:

neko-ereri:

wittyy-name:

vikingmera:

vikingmera:

vikingmera:

Explaining your story to a willing ear:

“I really like your story! is there more?”

“When’re you going to write it?”

if someone willingly listens to me ramble about my stories, i get so fucking excited you dont understand

S AM E. Honestly sometimes I think I enjoy discussing it more than writing it 😂

The pain

Mar 22, 2018 299,404 notes
Resources For Fantasy & Mythology Writers

stevviefox:

wordsnstuff:

Designing A World

  • City and Town Name Generator
  • How To Create a Believable World
  • Fantasy Religion Design Guide
  • Fantasy Map-maker
  • The Language Construction Kit
  • Fantasy Name Generator
  • The Pagan Name Generator
  • Writing Fantasy: Tools & Techniques
  • Fractal World Generator
  • Creating a Magic System

The Middle Ages

  • A Large List Of Articles On The Middle Ages
  • Middle Ages Weapons
  • Medieval Clothing
  • Medieval Clothing Pages
  • Medieval Name Archive
  • The Domesday Book
  • European Nobility Titles

Mythology

  • General Folklore
  • Various Folktales
  • Heroes
  • Weather Folklore
  • Trees in Mythology
  • Animals in Mythology
  • Birds in Mythology
  • Flowers in Mythology
  • Fruit in Mythology
  • Plants in Mythology
  • Folktales from Around the World
  • Egyptian Mythology
  • African Mythology
  • More African Mythology
  • Egyptian Gods and Goddesses
  • The Gods of Africa
  • Even More African Mythology
  • West African Mythology
  • All About African Mythology
  • African Mythical Creatures
  • Gods and Goddesses
  • Aztec Mythology
  • Haitian Mythology
  • Inca Mythology
  • Maya Mythology
  • Native American Mythology
  • More Inca Mythology
  • More Native American Mythology
  • South American Mythical Creatures
  • North American Mythical Creatures
  • Aztec Gods and Goddesses
  • Chinese Mythology
  • Hindu Mythology
  • Japanese Mythology
  • Korean Mythology
  • More Japanese Mythology
  • Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures
  • Indian Mythical Creatures
  • Chinese Gods and Goddesses
  • Hindu Gods and Goddesses
  • Korean Gods and Goddesses
  • Basque Mythology
  • Celtic Mythology
  • Etruscan Mythology
  • Greek Mythology
  • Latvian Mythology
  • Norse Mythology
  • Roman Mythology
  • Arthurian Legends
  • Bestiary
  • Celtic Gods and Goddesses
  • Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands
  • Finnish Mythology
  • Celtic Mythical Creatures
  • Gods and Goddesses
  • Islamic Mythology
  • Judaic Mythology
  • Mesopotamian Mythology
  • Persian Mythology
  • Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures
  • Aboriginal Mythology
  • Polynesian Mythology
  • More Polynesian Mythology
  • Mythology of the Polynesian Islands
  • Melanesian Mythology
  • Massive Polynesian Mythology Post
  • Maori Mythical Creatures
  • Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses
  • Hawaiian Goddesses
  • Gods and Goddesses
  • List of Gods
  • Encyclopedia Mythica
  • Mythical Creatures & Beasts

Questions To Ask When Worldbuilding

  • The World
  • Physical and Historical Features
  • Magic and Magicians
  • Peoples and Customs
  • Social Organization
  • Commerce, Trade, and Public Life
  • Daily Life
  • Basics
  • Alternate Earth
  • Not Earth at All
  • Climate and Geography
  • Natural Resources
  • World History
  • Specific Country(s) History
  • Rules of Magic
  • Wizards
  • Magic and Technology
  • Miscellaneous Magic Questions
  • Customs
  • Eating
  • Greeting and Meeting
  • Gestures
  • Visits
  • Language
  • Ethics and Values
  • Religion and the Gods
  • Population
  • Government
  • Politics
  • Crime and the Legal System
  • Foreign Relations
  • Waging War
  • Weapons
  • Business and Industry
  • Transportation and Communication
  • Science and Technology
  • Medicine
  • Arts and Entertainment
  • Architecture
  • Urban Factors
  • Rural Factors
  • Fashion and Dress
  • Manners
  • Diet
  • Education
  • Calendar

Magic

  • The Hypertext List of Spells
  • Gemstone Properties
  • Gemstone Meanings
  • Crystal Healing
  • Fairy & Other Spirits
  • Elven Phrases

neat stuff.

Need this too

Mar 14, 2018 42,662 notes
cats doing the

liquid-skank:

midnightmarionette:


donuts 

Mar 14, 2018 59,037 notes
#couldnt resist #my catto #ying
I don't know if this will help you at all, but I've found that the OST of a lovely little game called OFF often really helps me to get into the right mood when I'm writing: for instance, I use Pepper Steak for fast-paced scenes, Unreasonable Behavior for tense scenes, and Avatar Beat for emotionally-packed scenes. Just a suggestion, though.

Ah I’ve heard of that game! I’ve mainly seen a lot of fan art but never played it, the soundtrack sounds nice btw.

I usually listen to a lot of Sigur Rós, How To Train Your Dragon 2 soundtrack, Hamilton and a few Bo Burnham songs like nerds & art is dead.

I think that’s a very nice strategy though tbh. Helps hype up emotions and makes it easier to write for feelsy stuff. Depending on the story I might actually start crying from this strategy.😅

Mar 12, 2018 2 notes
Mar 12, 2018 1,282 notes
You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration...? *updated!*

pixelatedmilkshake:

marksepticpleye:

ladyevel:

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

  • create pixel art
  • Awesome photo editor and art program, all free…!
  • Totally free transparent textures
  • make a cute chibi
  • draw some cool generative art
  • be a graffiti creator
  • create a picassohead (you don’t need to be a picasso to do so)
  • paint online
  • another awsome site to create pixel art on
  • and another one
  • create your own mandala
  • or color one
  • create an avatar
  • or you can try creating your own superhero
  • here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes
  • here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,
  • Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown
  • here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music
  • Need a model in a certain pose for drawing? here
  • Want to build your own planet
  • here is a website where you can create your own galaxies
  • make your own pattern (very useful if you need a new background)
  • create next hit comic
  • make a city which looks like something from 90′s games
  • draw a mandala like design
  • jig saw puzzles
  • more jig saw puzzles to solve
  • create a stunning HTML5 animation - no coding!
  • make a movie
  • create and dress up dolls
  • play a piano
  • you can also play a guitar
  • create sounds
  • another sound creator
  • create a logo
  • design your dream home
  • sketch rooms
  • explore fashion trends and create your own sets
  • build a website
  • try this app for building a website
  • Or maybe start learning how to code!
  • design your own t-shirt or a beanie or sweatpants and order them
  • design your own phone case
  • pretend to be a graphic designer with this cool online tool
  • Make your own Glitch art
  • Here’s another glitch art maker
  • And another!
  • Holy hell, here’s a third!
  • make an image look like it was created by a commodore 64
  • freaking cool text generator!
  • Easy to use word processor
  • Make up really cool patterns or run your photos through it :)
  • Write an essay on anything with no hassle
  • Wanna see how something you write would look like if it was on JacksFilms YGS((Your Grammar Sucks videos on YouTube))?
  • Make pictures out of text
  • ASCII word generator
  • Need an idea for some fanart-here :D

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

  • watch a documentary
  • learn to code
  • do something yourself
  • workout with the help of this great youtube channels
  • learn things
  • play pokemon or zelda or other awesome old school games
  • waste your time on miniclip
  • play games at additing games
  • or try games at agame
  • calm your thoughts
  • the quiet place
  • it will be okay
  • vent or listen to someone
  • pour out your soul
  • explore the sky
  • look at art from around the world
  • virtually visit museum of iraq
  • explore world with arounder
  • create a music playlist
  • list through rare books
  • scroll useful science website
  • create sand art
  • brain games
  • try out tastekid and discover new favorite band or movie or book
  • interactive 3D anatomy
  • random street view
  • post a secret
  • create a family tree
  • find our what’s the difference between x and y
  • help scientists and become volunteer researcher
  • create your own font
  • read a classic short story
  • In the mood to read, but not sure exactly what book to go for?
  • scribble on maps
  • listen to letters
  • play with acrobots
  • listen to podcasts
  • make a bucket list
  • Ever want to see the most truly useless websites in creation?
  • Prank a friend with this blue screen of death!
  • Zone out watching the colors drip down

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

  • basic tips on how to make your oc even better
  • tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great
  • writing specific characters
  • a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character
  • kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME

Character Development:

  • how to actually make an OC
  • Q&A (to develop characters)
  • more Q&As
  • giving your character a backstory
  • how to write an attractive character

Need an Appearance idea?

  • Humanoid generator? check
  • Here’s another one
  • and maybe if you didn’t like those this’ll work
  • Need Monsterpeople?
  • Well, then here ya’ go
  • Maybe you need Cats?

Diversity

  • adding more racial diversity
  • avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it
  • writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)
  • masterpost on writing more diversity into your story
  • cultures of the world
  • guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

  • Test to see if your character is a Sue
  • Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus
  • Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues

Villains

  • villain generator
  • need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam
  • villain archetypes
  • what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?

Relationships

  • character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)
  • how to write strong relationships between two characters
  • 8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others
  • OCxLove Interest Handbook
  • develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!
  • how to write realistic relationships
  • how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)

ARCHETYPES

  • 12 common archetypes
  • 8 archetypes for male/female characters
  • female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)
  • a list of archetypes

NAMES

  • how to name your character
  • random name generator
  • most common surnames
  • surnames by ethnicity

APPEARANCE

  • tips for better design
  • basic appearance generator
  • pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)
  • clothing ref masterpost
  • Clothing generator
  • Another clothing generator
  • More clothing generator
  • Aaaand even more
  • Steam punk clothing
  • Char Style preference
  • Dress Generator

DETAILS

  • give your character better powers
  • a list of professions
  • proactive vs reactive characters
  • positive and negative traits
  • interest generator
  • skills generator
  • motivation generator
  • 123 ideas for character flaws
  • list of phobias
  • Oh shit someone died
  • Backgrounds and stuff? yep
  • Quirks
  • Personality. you need that shit
  • Need something fandom related?
  • City generator hell yeah
  • location? got ya
  • World-building?
  • make your own god damn laws
  • Landscape.

Need Item names?

  • Fantasy/sci-fi/etc. medicine names
  • Stuff to make things more interesting.Weapons, clothes, treasures… whatever your characters need.
  • Item & Artifact Generators

Other stuffs!

  • Genre, Plot, & Story Prompt Generators
  • How did your characters meet?
  • Fanfic plots. you bet your ass.

DUDES

YES THANK U KIND PERSON OMG

Throwing this in too

Mar 12, 2018 261,030 notes
Hey, from one late 90's - early 2000's kid to another, do you remember Sean Kingston? He's the guy who sung Fire Burning and Beautiful Girls.

I don’t know who that is sorry. I’m guessing that’s probably an American man or thing? I’m French and grew up there, but have had some British influences. Unless it was something Uber popular that made its way over seas. “I GOT A FEELING THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT” stuff like that 🤔

Mar 9, 2018 3 notes
writing resources masterpost

averycutemayor:

i am just CRANKING out the masterposts. linked to original posts whenever possible. enjoy!! 

  • 100 beautiful words
  • name generators
  • plotting made simple
  • places to put character descriptions
  • guide to fantasy
  • how to passive voice
  • research resources
  • regular masterpost i’m including bc of all the writing/grammar links
  • for writers creating their own worlds/characters
  • who and whom how to
  • ways to avoid saying the word ‘very’
  • several ways to find the word you’re looking for
  • look up illegal stuff in a legal way
  • deflate inflated phrases
  • rhymes made easy
  • start the story
  • good character traits ref sheet
  • character traits generator
  • write real people
  • limits of the human body
  • best yet most infuriating writing advice
  • seven steps to the perfect story
  • 100 ugly and beautiful words
  • quick guide to myers briggs personalities
  • eye shapes for writers
  • four temperaments
  • tip top writing tip
  • visualize your character’s house
  • random writing tips
  • castle terminology
  • kurt vonnegut’s rules for writing fiction
  • words that describe a voice
  • surnames/last names masterpost
  • random city/name generators
  • character building stuff
  • size comparison
  • build a realistic character
  • here’s why every word is important
  • hemingway writing checker
  • ideas for character flaws
  • if you think writing a book is easy, read this
  • cis person writing trans character? read this
  • stages of deterioration in the human body
  • resources for writing character bios
  • stuff u should know about all ur characters

Need this

Mar 8, 2018 20,442 notes
Mar 6, 2018 8 notes
#please don’t notice the hand #hands are hard #ok?? #undertale #ut frisk #frisk #astronaut #astronaut frisk #ninjasushi #myart #space #astronaut au

February 2018

superwaywardangel:

alphacrone:

millennials realizing that gen z can’t vote yet and we gotta step up and show up to the primaries this year in droves to keep the movement alive

Back us up! Our protests mean nothing without the voting power to pack the punch! Maybe a fourth of us can vote, but as of this year all of you can! 

Wtf you mean by we can’t vote? Maybe not most of us, but on the leading edge side we can.

Feb 26, 2018 72,215 notes

boogiewoogiebuglegal:

theactualcluegirl:

wintermoth:

s-n-arly:

greater-than-the-sword:

Underlined PSA

Figment, the recently closed writing website, has just launched (after a long delay) their long-awaited successor to figment known as Underlined, where users can post their work and receive feedback, supposedly.

DO NOT USE UNDERLINED. DO NOT POST YOUR WORK ON UNDERLINED.

Underlined’s terms and conditions contains a clause stating that the rights to all your work that you post on their website belongs to them!!!!

Underlined belongs to Penguin Random House. This is an extremely dirty trick for them to play on writers, especially young writers and children, who come to the internet to get feedback and will lose the rights to their work. Please boost!!!

For my writing friends looking for an online writing community, DO NOT USE Underlined. 

I went to confirm @greater-than-the-sword‘s post, because seriously publishers are still pulling this garbage?  And yes, they are.  If you want to check out the full terms and conditions, have at it.  They are full of writers’ nightmares, a few of which I’ll highlight under the cut.

Keep reading

What the actual FUCK

Aw, HELL no!

SIGNAL BOOST

Just reblogging so one of my peeps don’t get tricked into this.

Feb 23, 2018 53,092 notes

The pain

Me: Oh look I woke up at 2am. Maybe I should write some and update some chapters.


Me a few minutes later: I WROTE A SENTENCE🎉🎊


Me three hours later: Ok time to publish it!

Feb 22, 2018 9 notes
#writer problems
marionette

lovelylogans:

warnings: deceit, so lying and manipulation, swearing, mentions of blood, strangulation, restraints

words: 3,601

notes: i have like 7 drafts but the last line popped into my head and i had to write it okay

read on ao3

Anxiety, Logan has told Virgil once, twice, a hundred times, as they sat back-to-back, is often fueled by epinephrine, commonly known as adrenaline. Your brain thinks that you are under threat, and your body responds accordingly, even if there is no physical danger present.

Keep reading

This is what quality fan fiction looks like. 👌

Feb 12, 2018 730 notes
#nice example #no matter the fandom #this is some nice shit right here #didn’t take the characters out of character too #well af written
Feb 9, 2018 10,130 notes

January 2018

elleap:

oekaki-chan:

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

hope you don’t mind me adding some more info :’D

Many websites have those complaint forms you need to fill out to submit DMCA notice. Here are some of them:

  • Tumblr https://www.tumblr.com/dmca
  • DeviantArt https://help.deviantart.com/dmca
  • Instagram http://help.instagram.com/contact/372592039493026?helpref=faq_content
  • Facebook https://www.facebook.com/help/contact/634636770043106?helpref=page_content
  • Twitter https://support.twitter.com/forms/dmca
  • VKontakte https://vk.com/dmca
  • Pinterest https://pinterest.com/about/copyright/dmca-pin/
  • Youtube https://www.youtube.com/copyright_complaint_form
  • Flickr https://ipr.yahoo.com/copyright?.lang=en-US
  • Google https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/dmca-notice

Usually links to those forms can be found on website’s Terms of Service pages. (search for copyright or DMCA)

Any content you’ve created, is copyrighted by you. You have full right to ask staff to delete repost. Your works deserve to be protected. ♥

Just reblogging to help save a life

Jan 26, 2018 145,093 notes
Jan 11, 2018 8 notes
#the humans who cared for the game #my story #ninjasushi #undertale #my fanfic

Left handed artist problems

It’s always a barcode or an upside down logo. -.-

Jan 1, 2018 9 notes
#left handed problems #why #help #thank you professional art pens

December 2017

Hi! This is theeighthhuman/Casey is not ready for 2018 from quotev, she who bowed down to you. Anyways, I have an ask here on tumblr, and its linked on my quotev profile... I was wondering if you could maybe ask something? No? Okay... Bye bye..

Shore 🌊

Dec 29, 2017 3 notes
Wilting Hopes | The Human Who Cared For The Gamequotev.com

Chapter update

Dec 24, 2017 5 notes
#the humans who cared for the game #thwcftg #ninjasushi #my story #quotev #undertale #undertale fan fiction
Have you ever heard of Rupturedtale? I think it'd appeal to your sense of humor. It's set after a failed genocide and involves things like half the characters being dead, a snarky teenager for the main character, and is both very dark and very funny at the same time.

Ooooooooooooh sounds very much like Knight of Both worlds! I didn’t know that was a thing but I’m interested now, thanks!!

Dec 21, 2017 1 note
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