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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ninja---sushi
ninja—sushi:
“Just a developing story idea I have.
Reader x Bill Cipher sorta thing
(Basically a friendship thing)
Reader: “wha…who are you?”
Bill: “names Bill Cipher nice ta meet ya kid!”
Reader: “..a-a talking dorrito?!?”
Bill: -_-
Reader: …
”
Omg...
ninja---sushi

Just a developing story idea I have.
Reader x Bill Cipher sorta thing
(Basically a friendship thing)

Reader: “wha…who are you?”
Bill: “names Bill Cipher nice ta meet ya kid!”
Reader: “..a-a talking dorrito?!?”
Bill: -_-
Reader: …

ninja---sushi

Omg why are there so many people still liking this? This was my early tumblr days (2015)

Do you want me to write it (accidentally lost original and didn’t try again) because I will!

if thats what you want Bill Cipher x Reader Gravity Falls Bill Cipher doritos ninjasushi ReaderXBillCipherSortaThing

Artist problem:

Me: *sitting at desk doing whatever*

My brain: *throws memories of a dream at me and runs away*

Me: *remembers scenery and all*

Me: Oh I remember this place! Let’s draw it!!!

Me: *tries drawing it*

Brain: That looks nothing like the place, wtf.

Me: You’re right, lets try again!

***several tries later***

Me & my brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we tried STNTNETJETBDERKK oh fuck me whyyyy 🧠 artist problems
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41 Emotions as Expressed through Body Language

cassieisnotapie

Found Here x

41 Emotions as Expressed through Body Language unique 
This list, while exhausting, is soooo not exhaustive; it barely scratches the surface. And each entry could easily become cliché (if it isn’t already). But, it should be enough to get you started. Want more? Start watching people (not in a creepy way), and take notes of what they seem to do when expressing different emotions. Your repertoire of expression will double in no time. PS—do not use these for actual, real-life body language reading; you will fail. These are strictly novelistic.

Awed 
-Slack
-jawed, raised eyebrows, staring 
-Frozen, slack body language (Self? What self? There is only Zuul.
-Take a step back and put a hand to his heart

Amused 
-Smiling and throwing back her head laughing 
-Slapping her thighs, stamping her feet, clapping her hands 
-Shaking her head (That’s so wrong!)

Angry/Aggressive 
-Sharp movements, like shaking a fist, pointing, slashing, or slamming a fist on a table 
-Flushed face, patchy red blotches 
-Tension in neck—chords standing out, veins throbbing—and jutting or tucked chin 
-Arms akimbo, or clenching fists 
-Entering someone else’s space and forcing them out 
-Poofing up with a wide stance (I am big! Very big!), arms wide (Bring it!
-Lowered eyebrows, squinting eyes 
-Teeth bared, jaw clenched, snarling

Annoyed 
-Pressing lips together into a thin line 
-Narrowing eyes sometimes with slight head tilt (Why do you still exist?
-Rolling eyes, often paired with a long-suffering sigh

Anxious 
-Fidgeting, such as tearing grass into little pieces, playing with a ring, or chewing on a pencil 
-Biting lower lip, swallowing unnecessarily 
-Quickened breathing or holding breath 
-Darting eyes 
-Pallor, sweating, clammy palms 
-Unusually high-pitched, “nervous” laughter 
-Hunched shoulders 
-Pacing

Attentive 
-Slow head nodding with a furrowed brow 
-Leaning forward, toward the speaker, and sitting up 
-Taking notes 
-Looking over the top of her glasses

Bored 
-Resting his head on his palm, peeking out between the fingers, maybe even slipping so his head “accidentally” hits the table 
-Tapping toes, twirling pencil, doodling, and otherwise fidgeting 
-Staring out a window, or at anything remotely more interesting (Which is everything …)

Confident 
-Arms clasped behind body 
-Head lifted, chest out, standing tall 
-Walking briskly and making firm, precise movements

Confused 
-Tilting head with narrowed eyes 
-A furrowed brow 
-Shrugging

Contempt/Superiority 
-Lifted chin (The better to look down the nose.
-Pursed lips, sneering, slight frown 
-Circling a shoulder, stretching her neck, turning away—anything to indicate she doesn’t see the person as a threat or worthy of her attention 
-Grabbing her lapels, or tucking her thumbs in her waistcoat (See this clothing? It is much nicer than yours.
-Dismissive hand-waving

Cynical/Sarcastic/Bitter 
-Twisted lips or a half-smile 
-Sneering, sometimes with shaking the head and other defensive body language 
-Pressed lips with a slight frown 
-Eye rolling

Defensive 
-Crossed arms, legs, crossed anything, really (Well, maybe not fingers … or eyes …
-Arms out, palms forward (Stop!
-Placing anything (sword, shield, book, backpack) in front of her body

Disgusted 
-Crinkling his nose 
-Curling his lip and/or showing the tip of his tongue briefly 
-Flinching back and interposing a shoulder or turning away 
-Covering his nose, gagging, and squinting his eyes shut—hard—for a moment. (It assaults all the senses.)

Displeased 
-A plastered-on fake smile (You suck; but I can’t tell you that. So here: a fake smile! Enjoy.) 
-Pouting or frowning (I’ll cry if you don’t give me what I want—don’t test me, I will!
-Crossed arms and other defensive/frustrated body language (I will not let that terrible idea influence me!)

Distressed 
-Wide eyes and shallow, rapid breathing 
-Beating the walls, or huddling into a corner 
-Clasping hands over his head protectively 
-Rocking himself 
-Handwringing 
-Running his hands through his hair

Earnest/Passionate 
-Leaning forward, nodding, wide eyes with strong eye contact and raised eyebrows 
-Hand on heart, or presented palms-up, or otherwise visible 
-A double-handed handshake (really want to make sure you understand me!)

Embarrassment 
-Blushing 
-Stammering 
-Covering her face with her hands or bowing her head (I’m so embarrassed, I can’t look!
-Difficulty maintaining eye contact, looking down and away

Excited/Anticipation 
-Rubbing hands together (I can’t wait to get my hands on it!
-Licking lips (It’s so close I can taste it!
-A vigorous, pumping handshake (I can’t wait to get started!
-Jumping up and down (Look at me being literal here! I am jumping for joy.) 
-A wide and easy grin

Flirty 
-Eye play, like winking, looking up through the lashes, over the shoulder glances, and eye catching  
-Preening, like hair flipping or smooth, clothing straightening, spine straightening, etc. 
-Striking a cowboy pose, with his thumbs gripping his belt tight

Frustrated 
-Shaking his head (You are so wrong!
-Massaging temples (My brain—it hurts.) 
-Clasping his wrist in his opposite hand, behind his back (Bad arm! No biscuit.
-Running his hands through his hair (All this frustration is making my hair mussy. I can feel it.) 
-Grabbing onto something like armrests, or white-knuckled interdigitation (Restrain yourself!)

Happy 
-Smiling and laughing 
-Eyes and nose crinkling 
-Swinging her arms, spinning loosely, dancing, jumping

Impatience 
-Quick head nodding (Get on with it!
-Toe/finger tapping (Hear this? These are seconds. Wasted. Listening to you.
-Sighing, checking the clock/sundial/freckles (Time. It is moving so slowly.)

Jealous 
-Tight lips, or a sour expression 
-Narrow eyes locked on the perpetrator, to the point of a stare down 
-Crossed arms, and additional frustrated, angry, possessive, or bitter body language

Lying 
-Scratching their nose, ear, neck, miscellaneous part of face 
-Sudden change in behavior or demeanor, including shifty eye contact, lots of long blinking, shrugging
-Ill-timed smiles or laughter (This is how I normally smile, right? Right???
-Additional anxiety body language 
-Shaking head no while saying “yes” (I can’t believe I just lied.
-Licking lips, covering mouth, touching mouth, etc.

Overwhelmed 
-Both palms to forehead, fingers splayed (This gives me a headache.) 
-Covering eyes with one hand (If I can’t see the world, it can’t see me …
-Eyes wide and staring into space, hands gripping the table in front of her (… Woah.)

Playful/Friendly 
-Winking 
-Waggling eyebrows 
-Tiny shoves or nudge

Pleasure 
-Head tilted back, lips parted slightly, eyes wide or closed 
-Slow, languorous movements, stretching (such as arching her neck or back) 
-Slight flush, quickened breath and pulse

Possessive 
-Handshake with arm clasp 
-Putting hands on or around someone’s shoulders, neck, waist, back, or even just the wall near them 
-Standing in someone’s personal space, body positioned toward that person 
-Any one-sided act of intimacy, like running a knuckle down someone’s cheek 
-Staring down any who get too close

Proud/Dominant 
-Chin up, chest out, shoulders back 
-A painfully hard handshake that not only squishes the bones, but also forces his hand on top 
-Leaning back with his hands behind his head, and his feet up 
-Strong, unblinking, focused eye contact

Reluctance/Resistance 
-Arms crossed, sometimes with fists (Not happening.) 
-Dragging feet (But I don’t wanna!) 
-Pinching nose (You want me to do what now?) 
-Clamping hands over ears (La la la la!)

Sad/Upset 
-Droopy body (and anything held, like a sword), bowed in shoulders, wrapping arms around self 
-Slow movements with hesitation 
-Bottom lip jutting out and/or quivering 
-Crying, sobbing, body shaking, sniffling, wet eyes

Secretive 
-A tight-lipped smile (My lips are zipped.
-Hiding her hands in her pockets (What has it got in its nasty little pocket?) 
-Looking away

Scared 
-Hunched shoulders, shrinking back from others (Don’t hurt me!
-Wide eyes and lifted eyebrows (The better to see them coming.
-Shaking, trembling, or freezing 
-Rocking from side to side, sometimes holding self (It’ll all be okay, self, it’ll all be okay.)

Shame 
-Slumped shoulders (Don’t look at me.
-Trouble meeting your gaze, looking down and away 
-Burying her face in her hands or bowing her head (I can’t face the world right now.)

Shocked 
-Hands covering her mouth, or mouth hanging open, sometimes with a gasp (If I had words, I would be saying them.)
-Freezing and staring with wide eyes and eyebrows raised (Diverting all resources toward staring.) 
-Smacking a palm into his forehead (Clearly, my head isn’t working right, or I wouldn’t have seen that)

Shy 
-Avoids eye contact, or has only fleeting eye contact (Eye contact means you might speak to me.) 
-Keeps a fair distance from everyone, and will back away if someone steps closer (Space invaders!
-Folded arms, head down, and other defensive body language (If I make myself small, they can’t see me.)

Smug 
-Slight, close-lipped smile (occasionally one-sided) and sometimes one raised eyebrow (I know something you don’t know.
-Chin slightly tucked, Mona Lisa smile, raised eyebrows (I know better.) 
-Finger steepling (I am so smaaaht.)

Suspicious/Skeptical/Disbelief 
-Narrowed eyes, sometimes with a sidelong glance or raised eyebrow (Perhaps if I look at it out of the corner of my eye, I will catch it unawares.
-Rubbing his eyes (I can’t believe what I’m metaphorically or literally seeing!
-Shaking his head (I—I don’t believe it.
-Blowing out cheeks (Well , I don’t know …)

Tired 
-Rubbing his eyes, eyes staring into space, raised eyebrows (Raising my eyebrows helps keep my eyes open.
-Yawning and/or stretching (I am tired—see? Tired! Too tired to care!
-Almost nodding off and jerking awake (Cannot. Stay. Awa—snnnnurzzzz.) 
-Gritting teeth to stay awake (Cannot—yawn—dang it!)

Thoughtfulness/Thinking 
-Steepling fingers (I will think better if I center myself and focus.) 
-Pinching nose, sometimes with closed eyes (Focus, focus—I just need to focus.
-Tugging on an ear (This will help me remember!
-Stroking a real or imaginary beard (People with beards look smart.) 
-Furrowed brow, narrowed eyes, sometimes tilted head and pressing lips together (I can’t see it—I will try harder!
-Resting his chin on his hand (Thinking makes my head heavy.)

Triumphant 
-Hands clenched and held above head while grimacing (She is invincible!) 
-Head tilted back with a yell (She is fierce!
-Arm pumping in the air, jumping (Woohoo!)

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Need this

Source: cassieisnotapie for writing
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Dear friends of Tumblr,

sorryimjessi

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

mortally-challenged

i-lost-my-shoe-again

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

5sosphanandshortbread

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

antisepticeye-insanity

^^^^

cute--potato

*cracks the earth in half from hitting the reblog button so hard*

faerose-86

I’m honestly worried about people who don’t follow this…!

superlogancooper

There are some sickos out there…

daddysfangirls

If you a sicko you going to get kicko

And blocked

And reported


Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

spookynightfury

great idea :DD rebloging, nope i’m not a predator

ask-maria-and-eliza

ha ha nope

someweirdasexual

Proving that I’m not some 45 year old man

ninja---sushi

Dude I’d probably track you down and break every single one of your bones painfully slow.

Especially if I found out a pedo followed my blog.

Source: sorryimjessi and im a pacifist so you know i mean it also pedos dont have a good place in my heart
sky-blitz

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

minim-calibre

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

minim-calibre

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

minim-calibre

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

hsavinien

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

sky-blitz

I have the sudden uge to spread this!!! x,D

ninja---sushi

Do it! >:D

You all will never be able to guess what exactly he did.

Source: mark-helsing this should be fun
rptheturk

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

minim-calibre

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

minim-calibre

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

minim-calibre

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

hsavinien

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

ninja---sushi

He did something no one could see coming..

Source: mark-helsing floweys up to something trust no one that is all enjoy :)
aplpaca
aplpaca

that one post about the summer science camp and the kids covered in shaving cream eating the watermelon alien eggs in the middle of the night isnt even surprising.  Like all the comments on it are like “wtf is this” but those people have never been to a summer camp.  As someone who went to one from 8th to 12th grade, summer camps are surreal and just plain weird like

  • that one year where the entire group had an intense obsession with old bay seasoning.  old bay got put on everything. pasta. sandwiches. chips. pudding. a guy snorted it
  • same kid also drank dirty taco dishwater on a dare
  • flies on leashes
  • one of the guys had 4 pairs of decorative boxers.  he shared them with 3 other guys and they wore them over their shorts for at least 3 days.  they wore them in public.  theres a picture of them doing model poses in front of a waterfall wearing fluorescent decorative boxers over their shorts
  • a girl deadpan goes “i am the captain now” and then pushes our counselor out of the raft into the white water rapids.  he was cool with it
  • the 2 guys that shared a canoe and tipped their boat 7 times in 30 min
  • everyone imitates a velociraptor when you cross that specific field on the hike. no one questions it
  • the indestructable piece of firewood that became a minor deity
  • hearing coughing and screaming in the tents at 12 am because someone decided to kill all the bugs on the ceiling of their tent with a 10 second long spray of 40% deet aerosol bug repellent
  • someone put a frog in a kids shower.  he let it stay in there with him.  he kept it for the next 5 hours.  it sat by his bowl at dinner
  • pillow fight using entire couch cushions in a shabby 1800′s log cabin
  • on the last night at camp we go back to the main property where the hotel is. the hotel kitchen has a cookie jar.  we wanted cookies.  so logically, we dressed in all black, put black mesh kits over our heads, grabbed a bunch of pool noodles, and “snuck” up to the half mile to the hotel, dropping to the ground anytime a car passed vaguely in our direction.  we send a kid into the kitchen through a side door.  he is acting as a decoy to get the staff out of the kitchen.  he says he is a guest and cannot find the bathrooms (especially not the one in his guest room). he is still wearing the mock ninja attire.  the last 2 staff leave to show him where the bathroom is in his own room that he doesnt actually have.  everyone else in our group goes into the kitchen to get the cookies. the cookie jar is empty.  we end up taking a half eaten loaf of wonder bread instead.  we run back away from the hotel waving pool noodles in the air holding a loaf of wonder bread.  no one questioned any part of this entire event. 

basically dont underestimate the surrealist hive mind of a small group of people cut of from all social conventions for a week

ninja---sushi

Reblogging for story purpose