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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
centhomas
ruby-white-rabbit

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

ruby-white-rabbit

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

ruby-white-rabbit

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

ruby-white-rabbit

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

ruby-white-rabbit

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

iplemons

You a mom now

ruby-white-rabbit

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

ruby-white-rabbit

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

mrswinterbarnes

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

ruby-white-rabbit

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

ruby-white-rabbit

UPDATE


SHES BACK

ruby-white-rabbit

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

ladystud

Call this one Susan

blad-the-inhaler

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

Source: ruby-white-rabbit
undertalethingems
lunacria

In the beginning of DELTARUNE, as you may know, your Wonderful Creation is “discarded” by someone. What if I told you I could use the Power Of Language to prove who that is?

That’s a bit of a change in voice, isn’t it? One speaks in ALL CAPS, and the second speaks in proper capitalization. That seems very… intentional, doesn’t it?

Well, what if I told you that change in voice is even more distinct in Japanese?

In the Japanese version, Gaster (or, at least, a person who is presumed to be Gaster) speaks exclusively in kanji and katakana, a combination that is very odd. However, the mysterious second person speaks in kanji and hiragana, which is, well, how you would normally write. (However, it’s worth noting that in UNDERTALE, and in the “surface world” portion of DELTARUNE, kanji is used very sparingly - the game is written mostly in hiragana and katakana alone, with a few simple kanji here and there. This person’s “normal” use of kanji is actually a bit unusual in that respect.) On it’s own, this difference seems similar to the English version.

But that’s not the only difference.

See, in Japanese, Gaster uses the second-person pronoun “anata”. This is a formal pronoun, which is fitting for him, as he seems to be very polite (at least in his “survey”). However, when the second person says “your name is..” they use the much more informal pronoun “omae”.

In addition, Gaster speaks very formally and politely in general, ending a lot of sentences with “desu”, and ending all of his requests with “kudasai” (please). However, the second person speaks using informal language, for example, opting to use the informal “dekinai” rather than the formal “dekimasen”. Compare directly to Gaster, who DOES use the formal “dekimasu”.

You know who else uses the pronoun “omae” when speaking on a plain black background, using informal language, and using kanji liberally? 

Chara.

Source: suzyundertale
ierindoodles
hrefnatheravenqueen

This is from an ad for gender-neutral baby clothes, btw.

exerian

WHERE IS THE AD OP?!?

hrefnatheravenqueen

@exerian :  There you go —

deliriumcrow

Ooh, I know someone with an occupied uterus who would appreciate these! They’re actually really cute!

cipheramnesia

from now on the only gender is goth

rainbowbarnacle

“We may thrust them forward into the future, but the course will always be theirs to choose.” 

eeeee 8)

Source: mysharona1987