Dear parents,
Please teach your young children to not disappear into weird corners and stare cause this ain’t no movie.
Children of the corn get suplexed. I don’t like it.
Cause like I’m at Target right and spot some shirts to look through

Cool. Shirts lemme see what’s on the rack

Then my Spidey senses start tingling….something is off

Ehhh whatever I keep looking. Start looking at the shirts on top, moving them over looking for a small right?

Well I move it to the side and then I see ight movement

Right in that Lil crevice there was a young child, gremlin size, just staring out at me. They did that creepy as hell blink thing where they blinked the left eye and then the right.

And I’m just like
WHAT.THE.HELL.

Hello?

Whose Hobbit is this? Cause I don’t mess with no Smeagle.

So my horror movie seeing behind pushes those shirts back together and just walks away. I wait for a minute and a parent calls for their child and that tiny person crawls out underneath those shirts, centipede style all giggle and happy and I’m just like
NAH.
Anyways, I’m pretty sure I met a demon today.